by Steve Young
I went to work for two hours, and decided to finish the rest of the day from home. I got to the house just as my girlfriend was leaving. I went to the bathroom to piss, my urine was perfectly clear. A friend had once told me that this means your body is well hydrated. Considering I had drank nothing but beer and Irish whiskey for the last two days, I didn't see how that could be true, but, I have never been one to argue with science. I held my penis lightly, looked at it with a crooked grin, and said, "Allow me to apologize in advance for what I'm going to do to you today."
Steve Young lives in Phoenix and spends most of his free time moaning at the ceiling.