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by Krammer Abrahams

I fold towels. That is my job. I sit at a desk and fold towels. All day long bins and bins of towels are wheeled in and placed in front of me. I take these bins of unfolded towels and make them into bins of folded towels. Sometimes the phone rings and I pick it up and I say hello, who are you, why are you calling here and they say, "Hello, I am calling to ask about your towel situation," and I say the towel situation is grand.

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Krammer Abrahams watches baseball and chess championships on television.

9 comments:

Joe said...

The sarcasm is rand, just like this six.

Joe said...

Damn, I meant grand. Sorry.

Madam Z said...

Well, at least the pay is good, right? With great benefits? And you don't have to worry about sweaty palms.

Colin Bassett said...

i like this, krammer

Quin Browne said...

ayn rand would have liked it too, joe.


actually, folding clothes is one of those things i do when i need to really think... imagine what is going on inside that head.

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Anonymous said...

I totally smirked at this piece - pure, beautiful snarkasm. Love it.