How to Make Love to a Nun

by Uncle Charlie

First, make no mistake: you’ve just booked passage on an Express Train to Hell. Next, make sure your thingy is ready. Then, using a flipping motion with your pinkies, tweak the nun’s nipples. She’ll dig it. Then lay a big smooch on her, open-mouth style. Then let nature take its course… and soak up the holy rapture, bo-yee!


Uncle Charlie always has candy in his pockets.