Pee Song

by Tommy Hall

Do you ever feel like someone is always watching you? The creepy feeling of eyes always fixed on you? Gives you that kind of feeling that keeps you from peeing when you're in the mens room and you end up having to sing your "pee song" to get you going? Yeah, I never get that feeling. That would be insane if I did. If you get that feeling you may want to get some real help, 'cause it sounds like you have a serious problem.


Tommy Hall lives in a small town. He has to sneak-watch Family Guy because his wife thinks it's porn. He's a youth pastor, and enjoys a good beer once in awhile.