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Live Dangerously

by Harry B. Sanderford

Holding a popsicle to the testicle I injured on my bicycle, Nurse Brandi says it's possible I also broke my clavicle. I boast I nearly made it but I think she's unimpressed, dare-devil and imbecile's the same to her I guess. I launched even higher than I'd really thought I would and once I cleared the fence it was lookin' pretty good. I sailed across the drainage ditch and touched down awful pretty, but when my back wheel got the wobbles I chaired the tumbleweed committee. My thumb got pretty twisted, I skinned my knees and tore my pants. Nurse Brandi's got me on the mend but I fear I'll soon have ants.

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Harry B. Sanderford, whose full catalog is here, is a Central Florida surfing cowboy who'd sooner spin yarns than mend fences.

7 comments:

Leatherdykeuk said...

daredevil!
Great 6!

reynolds said...

A regular Rhymin' Simon!

Quin Browne said...

i never thought of popsicles... only bags of frozen peas.

but, then, i never had testicles.


good 6...

Baby Island said...

Did he get to eat the popsicle or was it just for his testicles?

Honestly, I was just looking for another reason to type "testicles".

Ouch! :)

Madam Z said...

I see testicles
I see plants
I see popsicles
In Harry's pants

(I could go on, but it might get too naughty.)

Baby Island said...

Oh Madam! Too funny, I will be chanting this all day. its a good thing I live with toddlers.

Harry said...

Thanks everyone, the next round of popsicles is on me! Quin, it surprises me that you've never had testicles. Oh wait, I see...of your OWN. Maybe not but you're a ballsy daredevil in my book anyway. Z Call me nutty but I never mind naughty.