Viva Las Vegas

by Sarah Flick

I lived in Vegas for a year, but my only memorable experience with local entertainment was a bachelorette party at a “classy” strip club. In a tipsy haze, I mistakenly entered the employee bathroom and found two g-stringed hotties vigorously enjoying each other on the floor. This being Vegas, they merely glanced up at me – clearly annoyed – and moved into the (only) stall. While I stood open-mouthed, a third, naked woman entered, listened to the slurping noises, and straddled the garbage can in the corner, pulling aside her g-string before urinating. She scowled: “What the fuck are you looking at - haven’t you ever seen a woman piss in a garbage can before?” Well, no.


Sarah Flick calls 'em as she sees 'em.