by Margery Daw
I'm in this relationship. It consists of a guy calling me every couple of weeks or days (or hours) and me not answering the phone. It's been going on like this for two months. Before that, he would call every month or so and we would have an argument. Before that, we saw each other and made out twice (six months ago, seven months ago). All I want in the world is to be the kind of person who could not be telling this kind of story.
Margery Daw, who was the Second Runner-Up in our First Contest, is a pseudonym and part of a nursery rhyme.