by Joey Johnson

"I told you," she said, "I don't like the way you speak to me." "Too bad," you reply, "I don't like the way you squint during passionate moments." You put a strong emphasis on passionate moments to make sure she understands what you're implying. And so it was done, you continued on with your arrogant tone of voice and she continued to squint mid-climax, and that was how you liked it. No harm, no foul. You close your eyes during sex anyways.


Joey Johnson is a bear, he's a nice bear. He's not the kind of bear that will rummage in your knapsack whilst you and your playful lover nap in the joyous autumn evening. He is the kind of bear that will lay down and snuggle right up next to you, fish breath and all.