by Ryan P.

I'm working an awesome temp job this week, but I am worried about the man I am filling in for. He is taking the week off because his mother died unexpectedly. That is sad. I will not joke about that. But. The yellow sticky note he has stuck to the bottom of his monitor which reads I AM THE MASTER OF MY THOUGHTS makes me think that that statement may not be so true.


Ryan P.'s blog, Pissed & Petty, has been featured countless times on Gawker and several other online publications.