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C*** and C*****

by Bob Jacobs

I never heard my mother say c***. She would say bloody, or bugger, or sod, but never c***. She died of c***** when she was fifty-three, and in her final days she withered and faded and looked a hundred and forty. I'm convinced that somehow the two words are related, that c*** and c***** were in cahoots and that her death from c***** was some kind of revenge. This morning I heard my ten-year-old daughter call her younger brother a c*** while they were playing in the garden. She looked up after she said it, our eyes met and she knew that I'd heard her, but I turned away, smiled, and said nothing.

6S

Bob Jacobs, author of Eating Tomorrow's Dinner Today, lives in the south-east of England with his wife and kids and Sony Vaio. In his spare time he likes to lie motionless on his back, whistling and staring at clouds.

5 comments:

reginald said...

Sad, touching, confusing.

Quin said...

saying both words sets you free... i know from experience.

ionplayer said...

One of my favourites of yours Rob. Asterical.

--Ian

Teresa said...

Nice Six. Reminding us of the power we give to words. Wasn't all that long ago when the word c***** was whispered.

Bob Jacobs said...

Many thanks.