Corona

by German Voodoo

I'd a choice, between the drinking and the children. My wife - bless her - said, "The children can't stand to see you drunk all the time." I was hardly ever drunk, as in Really Pissed Over the Cliff Sopping Drunk, but a buzz flew my eyelids all the live long day. The children, beautiful children, not drunks, didn't seem to mind - or maybe they did and I couldn't notice. Eh, Corona's no pleasure like Christmas Morning. Cheers to alcoholics everywhere, they're foreign and French.

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German Voodoo is 15 years old and lives in Nashville, Tennessee.