Gum Runner

by Peter Wild

They threw me into a Singapore jail for smuggling gum. Can you believe that? Fucking chewing gum, man. Fucking Juicy Fruit. I'm doing time because they caught me smuggling Juicy Fruit. I deserve to be ass-raped every day for the next 12 months.


Peter Wild, author of The End of Us, makes his online home at peterwild.com.

1 comment:

Madam Z said...

Um...maybe you could use a wad of gum to, you know, sort of plug the...um...orifice?