Marital Plans

by Mike Drucker

When I marry my fiancé, I want Han Solo and Chewbacca on the wedding cake. Now, if you can forgive the inherent nerdiness, you might ask, "Well, Mike, why not have Han Solo and Princess Leia?" I have an answer. Because Leia's just a woman. Chewbacca's in it for life. By the way, she's Chewbacca.


Mike Drucker is a stand-up comedian, writer, and graduate student in New York. He's very friendly although a bit of a jerk.