by Eric Wrisley

The hand soap in our office smells like the Avon Christmas candles my mom used to have. I mention this to Lisa, the receptionist. She says, "Yes, I noticed the smell stayed on my hands a long time." I say, "It smells like the 70s." "Yeah," she says, "The 70s." I can tell by her reaction she didn't have Avon candles in the 70s.


Eric Wrisley's life is a CautionaryTale with a parental advisory sticker. Lately, he's all about lunch.