I Don't Feel Tardy

by Starstruck

The rapidfire drums of Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" just started playing in my headphones. I contemplate climbing up onto my cubicle table and prancing around like a giddy Phys Ed teacher turned go-go girl. However, I quickly realize that I'll look ridiculous since no one else can hear the music except me. I tuck my beauty pageant sash and foil streamer curtain back in my desk drawer and sulk. Instead, I suggest to my officemates that later the four of us bust out of our building's front doors in a headbanging rage like the kids in the video. However, the success of that operation depends on whether or not David Lee Roth is available to pick us up after work.

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Starstruck is the author of Septemberfest. She's from Connecticut and spends her free time defending Tommy Lee to haters.